J-LAW is NOT the betch of the year!

According to "betcheslovethis" J-Law is the betch of the year. This coming from the opinion from betches who had to choose between her, Beyonce, and Miley.
First I have to say that Beyonce is not a betch just because she released an album and didn't tell anybody ...and ok she got her body back, whoopdie-doo Bey, so did every other celeb mom in Hollywood. That story is so played out. It makes me think about how awesome Adriana Lima is.
and dear God Miley, there is nothing betchy about rubbing your taco into your grandma's sheets, its disgusting. Sure, it got my grandma asking who she is...and who the hell is my grandma anyway? but aren't betches supposed to have a little class so they can tease the bottom dwellers? C'mon Miley you can't do that when you're at the bottom looking like Smeagol/Frodo's love child. Get. with. it. girl!
J-Law rallies the fat betches. She's pretty much awesome, but the kind of awesome that you want to be best friends with and grab a big mac with.

So who is my pick for betch of the year?

Well Helen Keller and every real betch can see that J-Biebs is the betch of the year...

1.) He peed in a bucket in public. = total betch
2.) His "F*CK BILL CLINTON!" rant = Betch
3.) He's super rich = betch
4.) He's super popular= betch
5.) The whole punching incident= TOTAL BETCH

And then there is this:

"I'm sorry that so many people are jealous of me, but like...I can't help it that I'm popular..."