Monday, December 30, 2013

J-LAW is NOT the betch of the year!

According to "betcheslovethis" J-Law is the betch of the year. This coming from the opinion from betches who had to choose between her, Beyonce, and Miley.
First I have to say that Beyonce is not a betch just because she released an album and didn't tell anybody ...and ok she got her body back, whoopdie-doo Bey, so did every other celeb mom in Hollywood. That story is so played out. It makes me think about how awesome Adriana Lima is.
and dear God Miley, there is nothing betchy about rubbing your taco into your grandma's sheets, its disgusting. Sure, it got my grandma asking who she is...and who the hell is my grandma anyway? but aren't betches supposed to have a little class so they can tease the bottom dwellers? C'mon Miley you can't do that when you're at the bottom looking like Smeagol/Frodo's love child. Get. with. it. girl!
J-Law rallies the fat betches. She's pretty much awesome, but the kind of awesome that you want to be best friends with and grab a big mac with.

So who is my pick for betch of the year?

Well Helen Keller and every real betch can see that J-Biebs is the betch of the year...


1.) He peed in a bucket in public. = total betch
2.) His "F*CK BILL CLINTON!" rant = Betch
3.) He's super rich = betch
4.) He's super popular= betch
5.) The whole punching incident= TOTAL BETCH

And then there is this:
"I'm sorry that so many people are jealous of me, but like...I can't help it that I'm popular..."

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Loreen is a Godess

C'mon Loreen please come to America! We need you! Goshhh...
If you haven't heard of Loreen then you should. She is the winner of the European Song Contest 2012...and she is a hell of a performer. She can sing, perform martial arts, and dance all at the same time on live television. She is amazing and the modern day Cher...I just wish she would make a trip to Atlanta one day!

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Afraid by the Neighbourhood

There is penis genital exposure in this video so proceed with caution.
Jesse Rutherford is sex. I'm sorry, he just is.  His voice is...amazing.
Anywho, as somehow who has to face anxiety every day of her life, I LOVE this song. There should be more songs about anxiety. It's so hard waking up afraid all of the time and not knowing why, and its really tough when you are in a relationship with a twerp and you're afraid that someone will take your place at any moment. You start to feel pretty crazy. This song goes there--it takes you into what it's like to fear...especially when it's yourself...or that you can't be a whole being without another person (there is always something wrong and scary when you can't be yourself without someone else). I've been experiencing a ton of anxiety lately (I feel like there are people wanting all kinds of crap from me without giving anything in return or there are people with expectations for me that I don't want), I feel like I'm living in a small box and the walls keep crushing me and I don't know what to do?